Build Your Own

Let our core arsenal lead the way.

Thinking small is not an option when you’re feeding the revolution. Order for a crowd and gather the masses for a meal made from our fundamental four––Comrade Cluck, The Stallion, El Zapatista, and Pit Boss. Mix a 6 pack or Variety 12 pack and fill your pantry while lessening the environmental cost. Win-win!


Browse our arsenal of fearless Plant Meats.

Read up on our rad inventory and get cooking.


Mix and Match

Choose your favorites. Build your arsenal. Get creative. yourself.


Join the Revolution

Place your order. Join the masses. Activate!

To lessen our impact on the environment, we choose a “more is less” approach. When you shop our products in bulk, you reduce the environmental cost of shipping and make a better choice for this mutha we call Earth.

At No Evil Foods, we care about how we move and shake in the world and that means being proactive about our carbon footprint.

Choose from our core arsenal––Comrade Cluck, The Stallion, El Zapatista, and Pit Boss

Did you know?

No Evil Foods uses kraft cartons for our Plant Meat packaging. It’s 100 percent recyclable & home compostable. Toss it in your compost or worm bin and, boom, you’ve closed the loop.



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Looking for The Pardon?

Due to seasonal availability, The Pardon is only available in the Fall.

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Pilgrims weren’t Puritans, but we are when it comes to our turkey. More Plant Meat, less fillings. Leave your sides on the side and carve out some space at the center of your plate for
the Pardon. Our seasonal roast is a feast of creative genius laden with herbaceous umami and ready to be carved. Plus, a portion of each purchase of the Pardon goes to Full Circle Sanctuary, where we support another year of life and care for resident turkeys Xander, Eponine, and Pierre.

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