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Let our core arsenal lead the way.

Thinking small is not an option when you’re feeding the revolution. Order for a crowd and gather the masses for a meal made from our fundamental four––Comrade Cluck, The Stallion, El Capitán, and Pit Boss. Build a custom bundle to boost your pantry while keeping your carbon emissions low. Win-win!

When you shop our products in bulk, you reduce the environmental cost of shipping and make a better choice for this mutha we call Earth.





Browse our arsenal of fearless Plant Meats.

Read up on our rad inventory and get cooking.


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Choose your favorites. Build your arsenal. Get creative. Be yourself.


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Due to seasonal availability, The Pardon is only available in the Fall.

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Pilgrims weren’t Puritans, but we are when it comes to our turkey. More Plant Meat, less fillings. Leave your sides on the side and carve out some space at the center of your plate for
the Pardon. Our seasonal roast is a feast of creative genius laden with herbaceous umami and ready to be carved. Plus, a portion of each purchase of the Pardon goes to Full Circle Sanctuary, where we support another year of life and care for resident turkeys Xander, Eponine, and Pierre.

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